in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
I'm afraid that if I tell my sister I think Zachary Quinto is gay I'll have to put her on suicide watch for the next week or so
His dick was so small it sat perched on top of his balls like it was king of his scrotum.
I drowning out her crying with songs from the Beatles it's good for us both. She relives her 30s and i dont have to hear her cry
I think forcing your little sister to drink with you on a Wednesday when she has school the next day is the low point of alcoholism.
you know its bad when everytime i put on a shirt i think of who i hooked up with in it
Eventually the creepy theater major quirks will come out. Probably in bed. Like role playing as the Phantom of the Opera
his dad came out and found me sleeping indian style on the couch with my cup balancing on my boobs. didn't spill a drop.
His penis is literally smaller than my cell phone. I can't go out like that.
I miss the smell of you or some shit.
you start one little fire by the lake and the police want to talk to you all night...
i am not an asshole. i paid for her to take a cab home.
dude, we were in ann arbor. she's from cincinnati. ten bucks didn't even get her back on I-94. i maintain my position. you are indeed an asshole.
I am putting clothes on to go find a brownie
In my experiences, brownies are better naked.
Wow. I want to climb Santa. You've made my mind go places I wasn't prepared to explore.
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