i had just passed the point of no return when my mom opened my door. I hid my dick and took the porn off the computer in time but i still had to explain my day at school to her WHILE i was jizzing in my pants.
glow-in-the-dark stars on his ceiling from '98 totally make blowing him more romantic.
Yeah I think we tried to use the shower curtain as a parachute because its tied to my backpack with some string. Dont know if anyone actually attempted it though.
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
Bitch, I been tryna reach you all day to talk to you about these Dorito tacos.
it's like my freshman wet dream come true
You had your dick do your apologizing for you last night. Apology accepted.
In the world of sexual, erotic texting, you rank somewhere between "how much teeth do you want" and "how dry do you want it"
It would be like if I said I had the cure for cancer and my explanation was I like turtles.
No more going to class sober.. Tried it for a day or two, its just not for me
This guy is trying to get me to do some acrobatic gymnast shit just so he can see "my tight hole." I'm too big to be sweating in my own damn bed. Shittttt.
If God invented something better than rough, drunken, lesbian sex he kept that shit to himself.
Well. Now I feel like I put pants on for nothing.
She was totally amazed that i had the pizza delivery timed to coincide with our nooner and that the delivery boy knew where the broom closet on the 3rd floor was.
I sent him a topless photo and he complimented my eyes. I'm not sure if I'm offended or pleasantly surprised.
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