just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
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I never thought that I'd ever use the phrase "and the resulting ice cream explosion" seriously at work...
Not gonna happen. She just told me she puts glitter over the mole on her nose to make it look like a piercing.
Turns out they use me as an example of What Not To Do at freshman orientation. My little brother told me.
Umm. Any where really. Alcohol and boobs. Those are the requirements.
I just peed on my pajamas. Its gonna be a long night. Don't forget the cookies.
We did lines off of a Whitney Houston CD case. That makes everything okay.
do you remember the combo for the lock to my pants?
I'm in his phone as "nashville blowjob" he also has "cleveland blowjob" "vegas blowjob" etc. i'm okay with this.
His balls looked like two miss shaped chicken nuggets
Thank you for not boning my boss.
MY BRAIN IS OSCILLATING. DOES THAT EVEN MAKE SENSE
We peed together in a dark alley while holding hands. That is a bond that can never be broken.
is it weird that our first time having sex was makeup sex?
he's the kind of guy you give a fake number to and he still finds out your real number anyway...
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