I just went through her cupboards. Eye patch and sword. nowhere near each other. different shelfs.
im so bored in class... i just made a pie graph of my favorite bars and a bar graph of my favorite pies
New favorite sorority...they made me pancakes in the morning and welcomed back the walk of shame girls with a round of applause
Well, I guess that settles the question of how thick the walls are in my building.
fuck that im pissed. when I come back im ripping forskin off.
reason #14 for loving my boobs...just got out of a 40mph over the limit speeding ticket thru a work zone. i dont think the cop knew i even had a face
I like the one of me you and her but you're looking at me...Total foreshadowing right there. I'm cropping it
Telling me that I would make a great "occasional fuck" was not appreciated.
Now I'm at the gym and I never want to leave. It's a combo of adderall and endorphins and I don't want it to go away
And we just chatted casually as i peed on the floor and she peed in the toilet
IF IT WALKS LIKE A MANWHORE AND QUACKS LIKE A MANWHORE, HE PROBABLY HAS VD.
After last night I never want to be in the back of a cop car again. No leg room.
cake and sex. what better combination is there.
Taking body shots off hot Camren. Get here now.
I don’t have enough daddy issues for this shit, make him go away
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