your transformation into a slut upon entering college is like a shakespearian tragedy
After I told my husband the docter shot me in the ass, he said - oh they can but I can't?!
please keep texting me so i can pretend someone likes me
left comments onEVRY SINGLE1of my posts n status updates.Im done dating freshmen
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If i come home from court on friday.. i'm definitely doing something illegal.
Ur gonna wake up early as dick tomorrow to do some responsible shit but im the one up at 3 am right now cooking brats soaked in keystone light so fuck your falling asleep ass bitch
It wasn't so much skinny dipping. It more like skinny walking...through a fountain.
She was to tired for head so she opted for a footjob with poor results. I dont want to talk about it
We smoked a bowl in front of the abortion clinic shouting Obama at the protestors.
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Fool me once shame on you. Fool me twice and I'm the idiot missing half an eyebrow again.
This heat and humidity do not mix with these braless DDs and a tank top at a BBQ.
It was like 10 tiny penises being shoved in my vagina.
Taking body shots off hot Camren. Get here now.
Was that you calling me at 4am asking to borrow a rubber ducky and a tampon?
Through a complicated series of events, I wound up in the desert with a blue chick from comic-con. we lost peter. if you're alive, please come get us.
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