I just googled the nutrition facts for a mcgriddle and yet I still want to go to mcdonalds
I thought I had fell out of his trailer but he says I tried to ninja kick his TV stand saying those girls hula hooping were trying to seduce him. There wasn't anyone else there.
She just used a turkey baster to transfer alcohol from the glass to the bottle. Just thought you should know
we were naked in his bed and he told me all about what a "baller" alexander the great was.
Wow. Thanks for becoming another fan of something on Facebook. You make me want to gouge my eyes out.
I may or may not have traded your body to the rodeo's owner for free beer.
Whoever put salsa in the kiddie pool.....your an ass. Fuck you.
Best thing she said after I kicked her out "rugby guys have single handedly ruined my faith in men"
I think we might have a drinking problem when the ASU kids called us crazy
No one made them take a shot with us at the 12 hour mark. That's their bad
In that state of mind I managed to bounce back from getting hit by a golf cart and convince an investigations officer that I was okay to go into the game.
Bored of what? I stayed up all night researching sex toys because I'm excited to do things with you that I haven't done in 29 years of having a body.
I apparently pulled his dick out at the bar and started yelling "DICK PICS IN REAL LIFE!"
It's a sad night when one of your friend texts you that she's going on a date with someone you know and then invites you to maybe have a drink after
I didn’t want to see that boob. I told her not to show me but she said “no, I’m going to show you”
we found her. shes in the bathtub full of raw pasta. i dont even know...
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