Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
we just decided that lesbian tuesdays are a must, as of tomorrow.
I bet a guy could be masturbating under the table now and people would just think he was clapping along.
I am currently eating pure cake frosting...I am not sure how I was ever referred to as a responsible adult.
someone should tell her that easter eggs aren't meant to be dildos.
I froze in his sixty one degree room but i came so hard. Like fucking the eskimo god.
The best part of tonight is drunk commenting on my moms pic about how birds just want to give you diseases and pluck out your eyes
I NEED YOU TO TELL ME ITS OKAY TO BE THIS HIGH
Yes
O.K.
Nothing says "future AA member" like bonging 40's out of a plastic flamingo.
Hooker in the library. I repeat, we have a hooker in the library. This is not a drill.
Wait I'm all alone with a guy and his turtle
Why can I remember how tall Nicki Minaj is from looking up her height once months ago, yet after weeks into the semester I can't even remember where any my classrooms are located
Importance
I woke up on a different floor than I went to sleep on. Can't find my shoes.
You're having marijuana delivered to you. You're buying drugs and you aren't even leaving the house. I'm sure he'll be surprised if you're NOT wearing a bathrobe.
I’m on my way to fuck the new hockey player
Ride him like a Zamboni
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