This girl looks like a mixture of kathy griffin and bill walton. i havent decided if that is a good thing.
TLC. RIGHT NOW. PRIMORDIAL TODDLERS.
i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i still was a whore
Um, I don't really remember much about the event... and then I woke up on the metro..
adderall flavored popcorn. yes we did it and its awesome
You made eat vitamins until I threw up
No, he attached a coozie to his crutches so he can carry his beer around the party.
I have to talk to myself and be all "you are NOT horny tonight"
That dick who always called me a slut in high school showed up at the clinic with boner problems. Then I was assigned as his nurse. Who's laughing now. I AM.
I have acquired 14 pictures of hard dicks tonight... I was on a mission. Don't even pretend you aren't proud.
Gregs sitting in the living room in his underwear hitting the bong watching a rob schneider movie. His lack of fuck giving is inspirational
He is more interested in finding his sweater than he is in having sex with me. It better be a great fucking sweater.
I woke up to half of the whiskey bottle gone, and apparently I showered in my clothes. Pretty good start to SB2015 I'd say?
i sent him a nude and he responded 6 hours later
what did he say?
"oh m god,,, whow '!!!!nm"
Is it rude to send him a, "happy birthday, I hope you finally get an STD" text?
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