I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
Sometimes I forget to take my socks off when I masturbate. This always makes me feel like I'm accidentally in a porn.
id pay someone 5 dollars to tell me whos house im at right now. comfy couch though
That poor kid, I literally invited myself over and took advantage of him.
yea I'm sure he was really upset some drunk girl showed up to fuck him.
Do you have to put it that way?
Then he took his girlfriend's fuzzy handcuffs and locked me to their bed. Key is in an unknown location. He's surprisingly idiotic, for being premed.
I smell like booze and the valet literally buckled me in, def top 3 walks of shame
You really need to get over the whole "jail" thing. Its really not that bad.
I'm pretty sure the guy she brought home is a polish porn star..
i think smoking weed in a ladies bathroom on the beach with two dudes might be the shadiest thing ive done in a while
The doctor said that if they accidentally damage my nerve endings I could permanently lose feeling in my lower jaw.. Honestly the first thing that came to mind was how that would affect my blowjob skills.
I can't. I mean he's hot, but there's really nothing else there
You just said he's hot
NO YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND
Are you opposed to me trying out your penis?
Now just crop his dad out and add it to the spank bank.
No, I'm not a heathen. You two are the heathens, I'm the whore.
He looks like Aladdin, and that's about all he's got going for him.
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