I totally understand Scottish logic. No underwear+skirt=great
when your hometown is famous for abortion clinic bombings, hurricanes, and jude law's newest bastard, its probably time to move.
he just quoted gucci mane to try and get me to give him head.
The port-a-pottys are knocked over so I have nowhere to sleep.
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Hes stumbling drunkenly around the streets of New York with a balloon vagina on his head. I'd say hes having a good night.
2 men making out for 2 seconds to trick a cop so they don't get arrested for being pulled over rolling a blunt is not gay.
It took me fifteen minutes to go from puking on my doorstep infront of my old lady neighbor to legit presentable person able to care for children. Bronzing powder and I deserve an award.
Can I come over? I respect you, but I want disrespectful things to happen
Nothing says happy Monday quite like coffee and oral sex.
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I thought he was a lobster and that the moon was going to pull me through him.
I don't think I should try acid.
i just sexted for my mom while she was driving, i have hit an all time low.
I passed out while searching "symptoms of narcolepsy"...
Help. Why am I so naked?
It's official! Naked girl is back and making stir fry. Still not sure she realizes we can see her whole apartment from our balcony. Cheap beer and a show.
i can feel my liver failing just LOOKING at that thing
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