Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
he said i ruined lesbian porn for him
If it makes you feel any better, i gave her boyfriend a blowjob last week.
We're doing kegstands for my 80th Bday, so don't lose that muscle tone.
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by the time the kitchen caught on fire everyone was too drunk to be alarmed. the host just poured beer on it to put it out. how was yours?
I miss you more than I would miss junk food if I went on a diet. And you've seen me eat, you know how desperate I'd be.
Just wait til you visit, there will be an endless supply of fresh dick for your demand #economics
You sent me snap chats of you guys having sex. Like plural. It was like flip book porn, I'm traumatized.
You guys wanna start around 10:30 tomorrow?
We can start at 5am for all I care. You ask like I have plans.
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My boobs just got me out of my third ticket last night
i'm so proud. i woke up to nearly seven feet of basketball player in my bed this morning
you win. again.
What's the polite way to say "hey I don't actually want to fuck you, I just swiped right on you because you didn't like me in high school and I needed validation"
I wiped my ass with a McDonalds wrapper. I've hit an all time low. Sorry for my impatience
Thank you for always being there for me.
Sorry wrong derek... Do u have any weed?
I went to the nurse and she literally told me I was too sexually active and wrote me a prescription for 7 days of pelvic rest...... Hahahhahaha
Our son just found our secret Sex Dungeon that is no longer hidden in our basement. He brought his Xbox and the TV down there he is currently sitting in the sex swing playing video games. What do I do?
Randomize