dude, wtf is with her now? she has stuff up about how i am kicking her while she's down
wtf? who are you bitching about me to now?
trsut me youll find me, im the only kanye west here and every1 is chanting dbag at me
Christmas on farmville was waaaaay better than my actual Christmas.
she made me put on a condom before giving me a handjob...this is why i hate freshmen
they're both coked to the gills having a shouting match about the powers and abilities of godzilla. and using the wikipedia entry on the topic to support their respective arguments.
we need to find an occasion to wear tutus
Yeah I don't even know dude. This shit has reached new levels of ridiculous. Let's hope baby Jesus gallops down a rainbow on a sparkling unicorn and wills that bitch clean. I think that's the best chance we've got.
If you don't get head tonight I will castrate you
Seriously. Castrate.
I went over to help her build a porch, but we decided that was too much work, so we just got high and watched Scooby Doo
i just love the holidays, i hotboxed a gingerbread house last night
You put THAT much Jager in me and expect me to realize when things are a bad idea?
Remember when you brought a guy home from the bar... to our parents house.... on thanksgiving eve?
What would I even say at the wedding? "Sorry that I still wouldn't sleep with you after four years of you trying...but hopefully my sister here isn't that stubborn" and give him an awkward pat on the back?
Just make sure you put pants on
....then im not going
I’m sorry my lady boner messed up your mojo!!
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