You're my little dorito
Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
i just heard the ice cream truck outside while mid-masturbation. i stopped and considered running outside to buy one.
I'm at taco bell and they have a hiring sign asking "do you like to melt things?" clearly they only want the ambitious.
Blood drive hookups: you will probably faint during the sex, but at least you know neither of you has AIDS
You cleaned out the gashes in your leg from hopping that fence with that whipped cream vodka, didnt you?
i was debating whether to load antoher bowl when i realized i was holding a sandwich in one hand and a cookie in the other. and laughing.
Dude we both faced 40s of steel reserve which is like saying, "Hey, I'm a complete piece of shit!"
He legit watched "Cops" the entire time he was fingering me.
When dressing for a 3way, how do I convey to the other chick I care enough to look pretty but not so much that it's a huge deal?
Fuck these bullshit days. My underwear are still inside out.
I sent him a topless photo and he complimented my eyes. I'm not sure if I'm offended or pleasantly surprised.
God help them if any millennials are in the vicinity. Rent is too high and we no longer fear death
i now regret my decision on turning down your offer of sex in the backseat
He pulled out the guitar, sat in tub, and took requests while she puked her brains out in the toilet. I think he loves her.
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