I feel like our house is getting pulled over.
FYI..good luck when you get back from work.. mom and dad know about the boy you brought home last night
haha good one..how did you even know?
we all know. he obviously didn't leave when you might have told him to.. he came down when we were eating because he coud smell mom's cooking. the dude ate with us and offered to say grace. so yeah, good luck.
I love how all the girls on the plan b commercial wake up alone.. Like me
just skyped with my friend to listen in on the people talking shit about me in the library. creepy or strategic?
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Don't upload the drink o meter to your google calendar. Somehow binge drinking looks even worse with a time stamp.
How do you think the people in my class would react if I ripped all my clothes off and jumped on him right now?
Im the proud new owner of the campus speed bump sign
Her fortune said that she will soon be free. She's taking her bra off at the table.
He sent me a mirror pic of himself and sent it to me and all i could think about was the amazing bong hits i took with his roommate in that bathroom.
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Trying to figure out if the guy I'm with right now is the same guy I met spring break
Oh duude it is the guy from spring break! Awk.
We compared her boobs to bacon. I'm probably going to have to justify that.
He's very cute and has a totally sit-able face.
Why would you call when you knew I'd be having sex!?
Why would you answer?
I think I just read the whole internet. Front to back.
Dude I had my dad cock block me once
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