i dont know what it is, i just found it in my pants.
why did u have a candy cane hung on your dick in the first place?
she has a santa fetish
cute.
I miss old school porno. There just isn't any love in porn these days.
she was mad because i didn't remember our fuckaversary. fuck buddies are getting too demanding..
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Ok, maybe I don't want to know what happened last night... But somehow I guess I moved the oven.
Doctorate. Vaginahole. Cinnamon. Rainbow. Fill in the blanks in the morning.
You know when the three of us hug it out in the alcohol isle in walmart it's gonna be fun.
i was congratulating myself on not falling down the stairs when i walked into the wall. it's like one step forward, two steps into the fucking wall
You were greeting everyone with " Hi I'm Jess show me your dick" whether they were dudes or not.
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Hamster emergency. Can u come in here
you start one little fire by the lake and the police want to talk to you all night...
Naked. naked and bneed help.
When you're trying to sneak from the bathroom to your room with dildo, but it glows in the dark and suddenly your entire life is illuminated in the shape of dick
orgy was averted by karaoke, thank god
I'm fairly sure I accidentally saw my dad naked last night
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