I have one thing to say: spongebath.
I wish that wasn't all you had to say. And by that, I mean I wish you hadn't said that at all.
No. I still stand by my previous statement that nachos and tequila is the breakfast of champions.
She said "I only hook up with guys I'm dating"
So... What happend then?
We dated for an hour, i broke up with her after. BOOM.
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
Well, a cop just pulled up. This could go either way.
yeah its nbd she just bit me in the face. be there soon
Just out of curiosity. Did you wait until my fb picture was well liked by others before liking it so people won't know we're fucking?
I asked her why she was drunkenly masturbating to Iron Man and all she replied was "Robert Downey Jr". As far as excuses go, that seemed pretty legit.
Thinking of someone think of me while masturbating while I masturbate. & that's how the over thinkers do it ✌️
I don't want to sleep with anyone. I just want a burrito
I'm going to make you a sign to put on your penis to ward others off
While he was fucking me, he just stopped and said, "Mike says Hi." Then proceeded to fuck me.
What did you do?
What do you say to that!? But, when I came, I screamed out my full name.
remember when we said that thing when we met about how we were each glad we weren’t furries
ok listen,
All I could think about was how many vaginas had been on the toliet that I was pukin in
hey, just so we're clear, next time we go swimming drunk at my house, we have to use the floating chairs instead of my mattress. i'm not sure how to get it out of the pool.
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