i just won a 100 dollar gift card to walmart in a karaoke contest...i love kentucky
she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
the chair was smiling at me in sociology and i had to try not to burst out laughing.
Nothing says "get your life together" better than waking up in a tub full of your own vomit. Twice. In one night.
Imagine a baby lion feeding on an injured gazelle and it tasting fresh blood for the first time. That's me and this breakfast sammich
Its that time of week again, Bad life decision wednesday
You scratched my dick last night. It deserves an apology and I fell that actions speak louder than words when it comes to apologies like this.
I don't really want to have sex with him, I'd just want him in a threesome. Does that make sense?
I think he's speaking German to me now
Nevermind, he's just drunk and not texting properly
You were so stoked after landing that flip that you dropped acid with three random guys without hesitation
is it wrong to hook up with someone at a memorial drum circle
Bringing my mom Taco Bell and weed. I'm such a good daughter
Came home to butt plugs and dildos in the bathroom sink WTF
Spring cleaning
You're emotionally mature, right? I said you were.
I have at least four things in my line of sight that have Kermit the Frog on them in my dorm. Does that answer your question?
I got conspiracy theory drunk.
Randomize
