Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
is it sad that whenever i need to spell "independent" i still sing that one rap song?
she just uttered the sweetest sentence in the english language...my stripper friends are coming over
And I was the only one who felt it was dangerous to set the tv and blender on the ledge of the hot tub
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just cockblocked my boss's 17 year old son at the Christmas party
I look at sleeping with him as a way to get up in the world. He will lead me on to bigger and better penises.
I legit had to pull him off my car. Then he texted me saying 'take me places.' Shotgun getting that drunk tonight
I can always tell I missed tequila night based on the hickeys on your neck man. Fucking call me.
Tis the season to puke in grandma's bathroom
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I may be bringing home two guys tonight. I'f they won't go for a double-team you can have the lanky one.
First stoner thought of the day: Life would be so much better if there were more things that were biscuits and gravy flavored.
I bet, I woke up to you like naked at 4 in the morning shoving a sandwich in your face
So apparently Facebook just randomly finds the girl who gave me a hard handy despite having no mutual friends...
all of these bad things happened because I didn't bring a shower beer.
He said it only counts if it ends up on the internet
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