white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
Both
We gave a starfish gin and Lucky Charms. I think it enjoyed it. Best trip to the beach ever.
You don't forget tits like those, even if you are vegas drunk.
I'm playing a game where i judge myself by whats in my cart. Also have 3 bright red giant buckets
We blazed in her bathtub. All 5 of us. Not easy bro
You know you're an adult when you break 100 to get 75 cents, to buy a condom from a bar vending machine in South Boston.
My liver just had a heart attack.
I'm assuming the reason my elbow is so sore has something to do with all the broken shot glasses eh?
Yep
Just like to put it out there it's surprising how little reception a dog cage has
spending my first valentines day single in 3 years blazed and eating heart shaped brownies i bought myself. WHO NEEDS A MAN.
Drunk me obviously wants to fuck up my life
It's like I have an arch nemesis, and it's me
Saw my drug dealer at Easter mass with his family so that was weird
"Nobody needs to know that I have a vibrating butt plug and nobody needs to know that I'm probably gonna start wearing it at work"
I have a few Facebook friends I only keep around for quality control purposes on Tinder
What's the weirdest place you've ever had sex?
I don't think you're psychologically prepared for this conversation.
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