You made me cry and you don't even care
i can't believe i had my finger in that
When he came he kept saying "oh god oh god" and he sounded just like his dad. awkward...
Getting blown during the Cavs game doesn't make it any less depressing.
I knew her barely 30 minutes before we got naked. This whole fraternity thing is starting to grow on me...
i have to go- we're throwing the dummy from the balcony again
Might just stay in and drink cuz of the hurricane. Yea I think Wisconsin might be safe but its a good reason to drink.
Next time he asks to wax your nipple while you're passed out I promise I'll be sober enough to intervene.
I think you should just bang him and get it out of your system.
That's what you say about everyone.
I'm resourceful. I forgot we don't have coca cola so now I'm drinking Jack & Dew or Mountain Daniels. Also, I haven't decided on an official name yet for this drink. I'm leaning toward Jack & Dew
Yeah, it was all very half-hearted. In the middle of sex we both just stopped and looked at each other and said, "can we just sleep instead?"
That is so sad.
is it too soon to tell him I'm available anytime for Christmas themed pity sex and I'll even wear a Santa hat?
Did I call him? He cried after taking my bra off. You tell me.
In other news, I just sneezed and almost shit myself. What is happening to my life??
Have you ever thought, hey maybe the reason we were togather that long was because I was drunk the whole relationship?
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