lets start a swedish sibling band together
Apparently shes in the bathroom puking but eating a pot roast she found in the fridge at the same time.
Apparently I promised a worker at La Siesta free English lessons to make up for vomming all over the little Mariachi band.
Drunk walkin through police station. America
You played a drinking game to fat people crying. It's a long climb to the moral high ground, why bother?
when the song champagne showers came on you poured some kids beer over his head... while giving him a lap dance
some girl at the bar told me my beard would tickle every inch of her body till she joy puked her face off.... that was so random and odd i just had to buy her a drink for having the guts to say it to me. WTF
He told me to come in and have some water before I drove home, my vagina didn't stand a chance escaping. We didn't even make it to the kitchen.
I don't know which is worse, the fact that he can say will you fuck me in so many languages or that I'm turned on because of that
It was weird, because he kept shaking his head like he was motorboating me...but on my vagina.
Just told my shrink " this was a year for whoring around"
We single women of America need to make America great again by refusing to fuck anyone who supports Trump.
NO BABIES. YOUR VAGINA WILL BLEED WITHIN A FORTNIGHT.
Butt Stuff 2016 unites us all
My new favorite word is dickbag. I think its relevant here. And I say that with all the love in the world.
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