My new storm is the chrons
The only reason I needed a new one is bc I threw up on my other one(248): And since Verizon doesn't have a throw up test, I was eligible for a new one
I know im too high when i think porn has an interesting story line.
I just caught Brandon licking the fake chocolate on a smores ornament
Her life must suck. All she's got is "Miss Shamrock" WHICH SHE LOST!
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stayed up until 6am doing my presentation on buddhist art and the practice of chanting. took shots. did drugs. the powerpoint now includes a sesame street style game (with chicken/puppy clip art), an xzibit music video (and quotes about section eight and eating steaks), and a reference to a german metal band (universe). this is going to be the best presentation ever
Whenever I said your name you screamed polo and did another shot.
Day 3. Will have to postpone job hunting by a month. May have blown out my knee. Was sunburned on Friday. Now look painted red. Still alive. All worth it.
If thou arrisest to consciousness before I, rise me to an office of alertness for occupations such as brunch. Warm Regards, your roommate.
just run out there and shit all over the driveway when he comes.. and then point at him
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Ya he's the booze devil, like if the black hole and Bermuda triangle joined forces with Captain Morgan
Do you think if 10 year old us knew that we would be passing out in a McDonalds after a hefty night of drinking, and 23 McChickens, they'd change anything?
He offered to take my unemployed self out for drinks, but I really just want him to buy me the Beyoncé album
All I wanted was a couple of orgasms before work, is that too much to ask?!
I responded like every reasonable adult would. With a gif
Because I chose to live vicariously through your uterus and you're letting me down right now.
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