Apparently mediocre decisions were made last night. I woke up alone in my own bed with my fridge defrosted.
And I didn't go to bed alone. I am buckets of fail.
Do you know how when animals have surgery they put those cones around their heads so they can't lick their wounds so they can heal? I think someone should invent that for human emotions.
honestly if we didnt hate the same people we would have a friendship based on nothing
she sounds like chewbacca in bed
well when do great stories at the expense of people's relationships become a bad thing?
We should reintroduce naked Mondays
be ready to rage tomorrow. like naked ranch dressing rage
I took 36 pictures of my lava lamp. your weed wins.
i could've stared at her spine forever man..she was so deep, and she made a drink out of vodka and organic mangoo shit. i will find her and present that goddess with some fucking gummies
you're no longer allowed out of my sight at parties
My sober self will be embarrassed tomorrow. For now I am laughing my ass off.
U know this is gone far when im in the bathroom trying to take a pic of my asshole
Blame the bisexuality and move on?
If this gives you any indication of my current state, I stopped at Meijer after work and bought funyuns, pregnancy tests and chocolate.
Chasing down vodka with apple juice and crying. Alone.
I made soup. Now I'm having post soup making wine. I had pre soup making wine also.
Randomize
