When I asked if she spit or swallow she replied "I never learned how to spit"
she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
time to smoke my breakfast
i was so blacked out at my family party.. my mom gave markers to all my little cousins. i was tagged by 5 year olds.
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They poked me and kept screaming "LAUGH DOUGH BOY" it's like 3rd grade all over again.
The investigator asked if we were sharing a pitcher of margaritas. I corrected him and explained that we each had our own.
It's not quite a landing strip... It's more like a soul patch for my vagina.
Whenever you feel bad about your life, just remember the time I tried to swim while high and thought for a minute I was genuinely drowning
If you haven't seen a huge black man in tiny red snowflake shorts that barely cover his dick, then you don't know what I'm going through.
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Walking out of the bathroom and not knowing you have hand soap on the front of your pants so it looks like you blew a load on yourself really sets the tone for the rest of the week...
we were making out in my truck and while she was straddling me she informs me that she jerks off horses for a living. Should I be concerned or flattered?
Maybe he injected his testicle?
I have an important idea to tell you when I'm sober about a cat scratching my nose once and what it taught me. DONT LET ME FORGET.
There might be a dead possum in your bed, your roomate is extremely distressed!
Lol I'm just saying its too early for your penis, I can accept it but at a more decent hour
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