You brought out the iron board layed it on the ground in the middle of everyone and passed out for the night
Last thing I remember is Dusty riding the bikes we "borrowed" from the hotel through the CVS while the rest of us picked up the girls who were laughing at him
You can't break up with me and ask me for a handjob on the same day. At least not in that order.
I think I'm still fucked. I can see the electricty going through the street car lines
i feel we're the only people who'd use nyquil sexually
I'm like 80% sure we nearly got arrested because we threw fireworks at a car
I just had to beg some random guy to help me climb through your porch window since the door was locked. FYI...i hear you having sex in there. You could of at least taken a break to unlock the damn door. WTF!!!
We ended up at an Asian frat. I made out with two Mexicans at the same time and I pulled a muscle in my leg from twerking too low. Diversity.
So the TSA can feel me inside and out in front of 40 people, but they catch me fucking in the bathroom 20 feet away and all of a sudden their the decency police
If Boring and Monotone had a love child, it would be this guy.
I just let my boss bend me over his desk and spank me. I think that is some sort of American dream.
Lest it die in the depths of eternal drunken recall denial...we peed in the street. Middle of the street. Simultaneously. Peed. Street. Middle of street.
I was just dry heaving outside of the Chem building when a guided tour walked by. Welcome to the Maritimes kids...
I KEEP THINKING INAPPROPRIATE SEXUAL THOUGHTS ABOUT YOU AND I AM SORRY.
why yes, bad decisions will be made starting at 3PM Thurs through 8PM on Sun. You have been warned. Plan accordingly.
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