Her best guy friend really had a thing for her all along.... Now we're back together and he's gone Dawson's Creek with his away messages.
Have thirty minutes until my shift starts. My heart says liquor store but my future says no
We just made a drinking game out of our chemistry review. This might explain my chemistry grade.
Well, he sent me "techno kitty adventure" about 10 minutes ago. So, he could be anywhere.
i should do something illegal before my birthday. as of thursday im old enough to go to jail.
My philosophy professor just told the class that he is suspicious of dolphins. The stoner in front of me totally gets it. I need to start getting high for this class.
My code for I need help will be if I'm holding a bud light lime..
Jesus Christ. If I were a normal sex-having person, I'd think I was knocked up. I'm cycling through emotions like I'm in a decathlon to crazy.
Dude so last night I was eating out my gf and her kitten climbed onto my back and fell asleep. AND SHE DIDN'T NOTICE FOR LIKE 10 MINUTES
I am now picking what guy I will hang out with based on how many Pokémon they live near.
She was cute in her own little way. Shit, free taco's makes anyone hot.
so i realized that he's only my physical relationship and beer is my emotional relationship...
i love how you, my friend, sends me a picture of herself wearing a shirt that says "i am dead inside" and i'm just like "awww baby you're so cute"
that's just solidarity
I felt the need to set off fireworks in the living room while they were having sex upstairs. Yes, they quieted down.
And I mentioned the burning debate about your circumcision in my Christmas card to your mom.
Randomize
