Remember, sex is not sex til both people cross the finish line. Until then, it is just a favor.
That girl would be great looking if she lost 1000 pounds and cut off her head.
Vibrating panties would be amazing during this conversation!
I'm so turned on right now it's fucking stupid. I hate burger king commercials
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So drunk can't even tell it's my own house. WOaoOw.
You remember those guys we called the police on after they stole our keg? Turns out one of them is a student instructor in one of my classes. Figuring out how best to use this information.
You were almost as fucked up as I was the night I hooked up with a bob saget look alike...
Copy that. Decided to shower with a beer in a glass bottle. Gotta stop the bleeding first. Be there is 20
How is there no taco emoji?! That's some bullshit.
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We smoked a blunt in a stall where a drag queen was fucking a bartender in the ass. So theres gonna be a second date :)
We had sex six times. In a span of 8 hours. Confirmation I don't need to go to the gym.
Yo whoever left a thong on the dining room table, first of all get help second of all please remove it now
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score onr for mom.
We need a kiddie pool and lots of cornstarch
you tried to strip tease your way into canada but got arrested instead. don't worry, your mom doesn't know.
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