she didnt even puke last nite, shes finally hit champion status. i think im in love
i'm saving my butt for my wedding night
you win again, gameday.
I want to apologize in advance in the event I put my boobs in your face
if the best thing you can say about him is "he probably wont kill me" you may want to rethink hanging out with him
LEAVE MY LITTLE DICK OUT OF THIS
Straight guys just can't stay away. My penis must have pheromones or something.
I just flicked a lizard out of the window with a bud light in one hand and spatula inthe other...dont tell me you dont miss the south
Nothing makes me happier than finding out someone else is pregnant and it's not you.
I've hit an all time low I just sent a boob pict to fat Randall the one I gave a partial bj to a year a a half ago
She needs to go. She is like the Yoko Ono of our group.
Last night I went to spank her while she was riding me and sack-tapped myself.
Wet should excavate the hamsters out of the front yard n give them a proper burial.
Nothing like introducing yourself to your high school boyfriend's wife as "the girl who took his virginity"
He gave us beer and shots and made us pizza in his brick oven before firing a handgun into the air to signal it was time to give us a ride in his inflatable raft to the bars.
He's like a mythological figure
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