oh good, I think they're gone
the painters?
my herpes
My little sister just found a condom in her bag i borrowed... Happy fourteenth birthday.
She does have a great personality.
Yeah, in her vagina.
i saw his dick when we were four, so thats kind of ruined for me now
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She compared sex to doing dishes."You scrub them until they're wet."
you're in nursing school, now tell me what to do about a burned clit.
Just got a lecture from Dad about how I need to be more responsible and start buying my weed in larger quantities so that i can save money. Like he was serious and kind of disappointed in me for not adapting to his method earlier.
dude, I'm passing out in the fifth floor janitors closet. Let me know when the rooms opened back up
We made a water bong out of a wine bottle... Being an architect major finally payed off.
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We just had father kitten bonding time .. I was on the toilet , he was climbing the animal print shower curtain . It was magical
I just encountered the same creepy guy I showed you, he jumped inside the dumpster screaming.
You suck at answering, but you did manage to avoid a fun conversation about hemorrhoids. So maybe you're great at answering.
It's the best! If I had one wish it would be for life to be one really long gay porno. Thats what I wish for during every 11:11.
i think i just encouraged him to glue googly eyes to my boobs
In other news, Justin Bieber has a big dick and that makes me uncomfortable.
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