The good thing about walking home in a dress on sunday morning is that people mistake my walk of shame as a walk to God.
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
Fist pumping is hard when country music is playing FYI but I am committed
she woke up, said "please dont tell me your name, i dont want to remember it"
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tailgaiting my last final, a perfect sendoff.
Why's my alcoholism being used to prove a point?
She had a baby and now works at Hooters. She is the poster child for peaking in high school.
We got back together. The pastures weren't greener on the other side, the dicks were just smaller
you 2 were alone in the living room and the dog walked in and you started yelling what are all these people doing in here
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Does buying my brother condoms for Christmas say "keep having sex with her, I like her" or "dear god, do not get this girl pregnant"?
So it was all good until she started grabbing my beard and telling me to "roar little lion"
Ice cream and condoms, solid grocery store trip
Nothing like introducing yourself to your high school boyfriend's wife as "the girl who took his virginity"
I'm bleeding and have questions
I gave him breakup sex, AGAIN
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