So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
I masturbated on the webcams with my bf yesterday then typed without washing my hands first... then my roommate used my laptop it was pretty priceless
Its already bleeding so dont be alarmed after you bite it
She wanted to test if her costume allows her to still have sex in it. It does
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
Nick just found a baggie of 3 year old shrooms in his desk drawer and downed it all with cheap white wine. I am not on vomit duty tonight.
any chance you can send me your legal ethics outline, in exchange for say, me buying you a lapdance the next time we go to the strip club?
Hooking up with him would mean my type has officially become... drug dealer.
I awoke this morning to a naked boyfriend flying a remote controlled shark around his apartment. This is my life.
Do you ever feel like a plastic bag?!
It's just good to know that when I drink like a twenty year old I still act like one.
So I put a beer on your bed and jumped on th3 other side of the bed like in the commercials. You my good sir, owe me a budweiser that your bed drank.
Lesson: Never rollerskate with a 40 in your hand unless you have a destination.
That's the 3rd time I've gone home with her and she passed out on me. I poured 6 boxes of cereal on her and left
He was passed out, face in the toilet, so I just pissed on his head. Serves him right
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