whats the name of the jew you used to have sex with that lives on evergreen?
be more specific...?
brass monkey on radio. cant stop dancing.
I'm so fucking pissed that I wasted my shooting star wish on him and his little penis.
i just found out that washing ur bong in the dishwasher works. its been a productive day
Hey. Hope youre not too hungover. Also, did you put a Christmas tree in my guest bathroom and cover it with condoms?
So if a 2 is a 10 on the road... do we consider college to be "on the road?" help. its urgent.
You had the nerve to crowd surf to your own bedroom.. I guess watching Aladdin high was probably the best idea ever
Because I was drunk or stoned for 4 days. I either made terrible decisions or none at all.
Awareness is good for change and all, but ignorance is bliss. I like bliss.
I just tried to order ice cream on my bagel. I think I should just call it
There was nowhere else for me to go. I'm like the island of misfit toys but I'm hot.
I've now fucked in every motel room in this small town.
I fucking hate humanity. I met a twenty three year old adult with an aol email account today. I'm not sure how those things are related, but I'm sure they are.
I am available for nakedness
EVERYBODY CALM YOUR SHIT
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