I saw his package. It spoke to me.
I never thought I would get head to the lion king soundtrack
Agreed. Everyone should experience a blackout before 3pm in their lifetime.
After New Year's Eve I will be hibernating my life away. Only wake me up for skiing, schnapps, and sex. In that order.
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I remember having the weirdest thoughts and thinking our room was a compass and we were in the compass or something.
Dude. I realize why I got sick. 8 shots three beers in an hour. Plus I ate an expired lunchable earlier.
i cant believe we used adam and eve as a sexting theme last night
My liver needs the occasional pep talk and a reminder that we are two weeks into freshman year of college.
They were arguing about who would hit the piñata first so naturally you tore it open with your hands. You broke the piñata and their hearts.
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This is ridiculous. I’m in fucking college getting high off a potato.
I woke up in someone's flat in Budapest and then got offered a free piercing before I left. Best. Hookup. Ever.
shut up and let me use my vagina as a weapon of self destruction in peace!
I've never met a penis that didn't think I was awesome.
I'm waiting for you in a manthong right now.
100000% expect a picture of my ass in them
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