I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
My cousin just told me i smelled good. She must like the smell of cum.
whore
It involved anal and pop rocks. Tell me how that could have ended well.
I kinda volunteered your dick to help her deal with her virginity issues. Figured you wouldn't mind.
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The last thing I remember is teaching our waffle house waitress to do the stanky leg and promising the grill cook we would come see him at his other job.
My reasons for going are selfish. She just opened her own law firm. I figure having a lawyer as a friend is a good idea. Nothing in my life suggests I won't need a lawyer again.
I kinda feel like I was hit by a Prius. Just glad it's not bus status.
If the river was whiskey, it would be the best river ever.
I can't believe he just friend zoned me like that.
Dude, you're not even gay.
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we broke the bed, curtan rods, a dresser drawer, and unless I didn't notice it before, we put a hole in the wall. This is why he and I have to fuck in motels.
you're the third guy in less than 24 hours she fucked. I'm glad you lost your virginity just don't act like you climbed Mt. Everest.
Come get your pancakes and take a nap in my boobs.
I rode home in a shopping cart so there's that. MVP to the guy that pushed it.
On another note I never thought having a drug addicted stalker would prove useful
Was I just dreaming, or was there a corpse at work last night?
She was just sleeping.
Is it bad that I'm kind of disappointed by that?
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