your butthole totally puckers for the ginge
suntimes in life you find a rare opportunity, mine was bonin my gf in front of the tv
we do all of our sexting over chat on words with friends, so my boyfriend doesn't know about it when he looks at my texts.
And then he used the flashlight app to illuminate me giving him head. Thanks IPhone
yesterday, he said he didn't trust me around his daughter because "if she was wrapped in rolling paper u'd smoke her." yup.
I already wrote the apology to my liver. He knows whats up
Just found cake in my bra, debating if I should eat it
The last thing I remember is pushing my way into the bathroom and dumping a 40 on him. We havent talked since.
I think I slept in the cheesecake last night. Either that or I had a wet dream. Whatever happened I need to wash my pants.
I put the extra pregnancy test in my sex toys box as a reminder that my actions have consequences.
Hardest I think I've ever had to work for a shack. Whatevs. Still gonna get my way though. I'll start respecting myself on Monday
My mom just added me on Facebook... She has one like and it's Will Smith
Weddings might be fun but they are not getting fucked in the wilderness fun.
Help I can't tell if I'm sexually attracted to Bill Nye
Oh.
You came to the right person.
how is it I left wearing underwear then ended up with none? and why is it they are on you?
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