When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
We could sell used underwear with pictures of us wearing them.
Somewhere in this world my second husband is in 9th grade.
Just assessed the damage in the bath. Two love bites. One bruise on the inner thigh. Strange awareness of what i'm assuming is my cervix. I've definitely missed you. x
How is it possible that i have sex with a guy and he makes YOU breakfast
You have proved your worthiness to join me on the quest of taking shots at every academic building on campus by showing up drunk to our test at 12:30 today
The plan is that you eat an edible first, then pressure your dad to do one. You know you are down.
His dick is as big as my 7" heels... Awkwardness is forgotten.
He didn't get laid that weekend.. and that is honestly an accomplishment for the rest of us.
I know what you meant. If you want babies in time for your birthday, we gonna need either a time machine or a ski mask.
He made me put my cow print vest and my cowboy hat from my ' sheriff woody' costume and said I'll show you a woody. What I charmer huh!? I love make up sex
She dated an Australian guy or some dude with an accent. Normal guys don't stand a chance.
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED.
You weren't singing into a microphone in front of an audience. You were screaming into your fist in the check-out aisle in Walmart.
i walked into her house and she introduced me to her family. i dont think she understands the term booty call
Its one of those days... someone might die
Would a picture of my dick help?
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