I dont understand how a fully grown man could convince himself that lime green crocks would look good on him.
I just had a dude tell me how he got fired from friendly's for tripping a kid and followed the story with "If i'm gonna do it, I do it big."
Ok so the guy below me is either having sex very loudly or is very lonely
We really need to check into harvesting part of our liver now
It's like leaving me for his wife wasn't enough. He had to give me an STD too.
He just fingered me to the Lion King soundtrack. And when he left he turned dramatically and said "I'll be back after work. Be prepared." Taint ALL the childhood memories.
If you two are having sex, stop. I have something really important to ask you about psychics.
I just want to know how she convinced 6 sober ROTC guys to have an ab contest on a street corner at 2 in the morning.
words I never want to hear dad say again: "Trevor you sexy man you"
Was having the best sex dream I've had in a while and only woke up when I heard my grandma fall down the stairs.
Kelly and I just had sex, and you didn't call or text to interrupt, are you alive? We are both concerned.
not sure what the chiropractor did but my junk deserves a cape now.
I think I may have fully transcended this spectrum of life. I can see beams of light man. Down to the photons
What
The only downside is I can't stop skipping
Can you face time me. I need to know if this pill is xanex or ecstasy
I just got a hug from a random kid in my class. he said I was a champ at the bar last night..someone help me.
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