I think the phrase "bag of smashed assholes" describes it best
so he shaved. down there. and before he took his pants off i thought it was hot but then all i could think about were the naked mole rats from 7 grade science class.
it was like one of those moments where the couple runs together and kisses and everyone in the airport claps. but instead of clapping an indian guy walked by and said 'ahhhright! get some!'
they bought blue cups instead of red...wtf how am i supposed to pretend im on laguna beach??
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Oscar is the man. He keeps getting pictures of hot nude women with messages in spanish saying "i hope you like it" sent to his phone
whose oscar?
the baller who i guess decided to give out a fake number at the bar last weekend. luckily that fake number was mine. i have enough porn to last me until next month.
i have only one word for you: 3somewithnorwegiangirls
I'm glad you trust me to be your sex stat keeper.
I just peed behind the dumpster and dedicated it to you. Can i call u?
She has puke on the back of her shirt not quite sure how the hell she did that
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As I was brushing his cum out of my hair he looks at me and says "it happens to me all the time."
Just found a condom on my floor from last weekend. 2/2. The scavenger hunt is over.
Alive.
So much puke
like every night i go out someone always suggests nipple hugs so that's why I always end up topless
When you glanced over and and mouthed "I'll take the fat chick" I knew it was going to be an epic Sunday night.
I let him use my phone and now I keep getting gay cruise ads, I guess he forgot to mention something.
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