you might want to delete the history when you're done using the computer at work. did you ever find out what the white balls in your throat were?
just saw a man remove a wedgie from his lady's ass. who says chivalry is dead.
we live in such a classy society.
So i closed my laptop as i started to fall off my bed and then i caught myself and realized that moment of catching myself is the difference between tuesday and friday.
only you would end up drunk at a subway with a one-eyed homeless man
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They called it unicorn pee, and i thought that was interesting so i drank it. Please don't let me drink strangers booze again.
She sucks. And I almost hooked up with a clown last night
I'd rather take 10 virginities than catch something. Right now I should be good, I mean the sex with Jake was so bad he can't possibly have an std
Let's just say I've never been so continually aware of my nipples before.
I was at a bus stop, eating a load of bread. Fairly sure I'm the poster child for poor students.
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I am very happy to share that the hospital says the testicle pain is normal and that they are going to take care of it.
Why is my hat full of peanuts?
Don't throw them out, I'm on my way
I'm literally 40 minutes from where I was supposed to stay. I woke up in a parking lot.
I think he's trying to finish jacking off before throwing up again
Such a big mess for such a small penis
Interesting fact: if you wanted to rename a guy Jeff, just tell him you only fuck Jeffs. Magically whatever name he was using is actually his middle name cause he doesn't like going by Jeff.
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