I would kick you in the vagina but I'm afraid I would lose my shoe.
just accidentally masturbated with tiger balm. best. accident. ever.
You decided to make a porno with gummy bears and things went downhill from there.
he put $150 on the cabs dash so 9 of us could pile in and ride 3 blocks to the apartment.
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she has an amazing ass but I need more beers to get past her horse face. It works out perfect becauseI can use her teeth as a bottle opener.
Oh Brad. Your poor brain, always being ignored for your penis and crazy women.
yea talk to her if you feel up to it. Just remember who you are
Oh shit sorry I just gave lion king advice sorry not mufasa
I stood on the corner waiting to be picked up, dry heaving, and trying to block out the sun.
Her ex wouldn't stop texting her so she started replying with various pictures of Britney spears's breakdown
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I don't know if we can compare high school reunions anymore. The keg stands started before 7.
The internet is out at West Chester so I'm masturbating using my imagination. What is this, the fucking dark ages?
She had a belly button piercing in the shape of a cross. Talk about mixed messages.
Stoned. Scared. Bring pool noodle and onion rings.
Whatever douche. I sucked the dick that made you. I. Win.
I have a whole new respect for her. She chugged half a bottle of jack daniels, and then peed all over his wall. Serves him right.
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