We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'm down.
the entire lecture hall sighed when the prof announced that there will be an exam on 4/20
no. i just ate a whole thing of hot dogs. me and regret are sleepng alone tonigh.
I wasnt that drunk. Throwing the table off the third story was totally logical.
Also, that dude projectile vomiting all over the living room was the perfect distraction for me to swipe the booze and run.
There is nothing more demoralizing than exchanging 150 dollar Christmas gifts with a girl your not sleeping with
the cops were hovering over him then shinned a flashlight to the floor above ours, then I realized that some fucker jumped from the third story.
fuck our hall.
You know what? I bet HE would do stormtrooper roleplay with me. I'm in.
your life is not complete until you watch a gaggle of murderous clowns dance to gangnam style.
also, what is the correct term for a shit ton of clowns?
At what part of the night did you guys leave?
After my hot tub cannonball.
I just rolled a blunt at my desk. Happy early Friday!
So much Jack, so little girl.
She is still out of it but keeps saying ur name she said to tell u dinosaurs aren't real but biscuit with a z made bad choices
All right well I’m making her sugar cookies and sleeping with her husband tonight. Just another manic Monday
The whole country is going to hell in a handbasket but I got a grade A fucking and don't particularly care.
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