Its like everytime i see you, my vagina gets a heartbeat.
He wants to call Lloyd's of London and have my mouth insured.
No she hasen't showed up to my place yet, last I heard she was puking as she was walking without stopping near the park.
well he is only 50 percent black.. but after last night i am 100 percent not going back
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
They ran through the sprinklers in front of campus police, shirtless. Singing "love is a battlefield"
I created a photogrid for every picture he has ever sent me of his penis. Now I can see every angle at one time. THIS IS GREAT.
you were yelling that somebody needed to take your bra off with such enthusiasm my first thought was that you were on fire.
Everyone was hooking up and I was just by myself rolling around in the grass at one point ... Which I am allergic to.
I've never used poorer judgment in my life. It's mathematically possible that I impregnated 5 women in the past 24 hours since I won the lottery. But I couldn't be happier about it.
I've been up for almost three hours and it took me until JUST NOW to figure out that what I'm tasting isn't blood, just the minerals in the water. Fuck hangovers, man.
Sincerely. Thanks. You could have thought of anyone sitting on your face but you chose me. :)
For an hr, you were convinced you no longer had a right arm so you played Super Mario Bros with just your left hand vs Beth. You won btw, mite b why she refused to wear the unicorn head
I would not recommend douching while drunk.
Congratulations on giving me my first and second hickeys last night. I made it almost 30 years without one, but who needs class these days?
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