Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
i'm starting to get really nervous about the relationship i have with my cat
your facebook page is a work of drunk art.
Am I texting you while being used as a stripper pole by two half-naked women? hint: I am.
Seriously he's so hot. And it's so hard to flirt with a deaf guy
I just came so hard there were tears. Actual tears.
I needed a test subject that didn't know any of my friends so that if i screwed up no one would really know or spread rumours about how it was the worst bj ever
In between rounds of sex, you stopped and did drunken handstand push-ups.
There's a bus with a band full of dancing women in bras. I think I like it here.
I woke up without my clothes on covered up with a towel on the floor because for some reason I took a bath in my clothes at 2am.
Just spent 10 minutes washing away my own puke. This gas station lady loves me.
He was so drunk we almost didn't even make it to his place because he didn't know where he lived
Wtf. So apparently this 5 star establishment doesn't allow strip putt putt in the parking lot. We all just got kicked out of our rooms.
dude new orleans is fucking wild these two guys just performed dueling banjos except they were actually fighting with the banjos
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