Can you please tell me why there's a bottle of urine on my night stand with a note that says "in case you're thirsty in the morning"? Thanks.
she burped and cried multiple times. it was like i was getting head from a baby.
I have no idea what i drank..i remember dancing and ass grabbing..u falling. Headbutts. Trying not to puke. And deja vu.
im trying not to drink and cry in the same night anymore. i'll let you know how it goes
oh yea it is. i was not expecting to look at a snowbank and just see flying mushrooms
Got him to take a shot from the drip pan on the George Forman. He's gone now.
I know. I know. The man who pulled me from my mother's womb was the same man who had his fingers in my vagina today. My life is a joke. I don't know how to feel about this.
Ughhhh. Finnnneeeeee. I'll have sex with your brother. Sheesh. The things I do for you woman.
Fool me once shame on you. Fool me twice and I'm the idiot missing half an eyebrow again.
I just traded 5 cigarettes for a sandwich on they greyhound.You owe me 5 cigarettes. I told you I would get hungry.
He said he doesnt believe in the female orgasm,so no I did not have sex with him.
Pretty sure when I woke up the next morning we were still fucking. It just didn't stop.
I mean, we were all drinking, but I'm pretty sure kidnapping came up.
Btw. I have a sinus infection from doing cocaine in a portapotty at a Duran Duran concert. So, gimme a couple of days before y'all start the party.
Two words: nipple clamps
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