So you honestly dont remember putting honey in your bong? You kept talking about how you wanted to become a bee and fly
someone shit in a solo cup and left it at the base of the stairs. fuck orlando dude.
My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
Two girls are doing the worm relatively well on the bar floor after the fact I just saw one puke in the trash
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Another one? Damn, how many David's is that?
six.
Oh, I thought it was higher.
No, that would be the Matt's
I wish we could skip the pretense of being normal and just start drinking wine with breakfast
Lol okay. He's gonna show up with like a trunk of sex toys. He's like the mary poppins of hotel fucking.
I learned something last night. Strippers can be on house arrest?
I feel like drug tests are a little less "random" when you are employed by your father.
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Stocking up on Wasabi powder. Nobody's tampons are safe.
They have beer where we have blood.
I'm the kind of gay who carries his anxiety medication in case the club scene gets too fierce
As he put it in he shouted "geronimo!"
Wow... So was the sex good?
Yeah but it doesn't matter. My vagina is not a pool.
He was a foot taller than me and my hands were bigger than his, it's called Pity head
Nothing kills the mood like opening another guy’s dick pic in bed
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