I told him I'm not paying rent anymore because he's seen my boobs.
trsut me youll find me, im the only kanye west here and every1 is chanting dbag at me
I just took the soap out of the bathroom and hid it... this way I could see if she would say anything. you know, to see how clean she was
Do you think it'd be inappropriate to have an I'm Not Keeping My Baby Party the day after her baby shower?
My pubes were yanked out by the root when they got caught in the condom. I think it's time for a bikini wax.
I want to throw pennies on her stage, or just ripping up a dollor bill and throw them one at a time.
I feel like she is getting all kinds of bacterial exposure that may otherwise have been avoided had she been wearing pants
All I know is I drank too much, danced too little.. yet somehow woke up on the floor in the arms of some cowboy.
My ex came over to hook up...then I went on a date 2 hours later and got a bj. Single: Finally doing it right.
I've got to stop being so hungover that I puke in the fine establishments of this glorious town.
She made me pour olive oil on her.
I love you, and I just washed my hair in my work sink with handsoap.
He asked if I could not say his name during sex cause he liked the girl in the apartment above me.
Why is there a condom in my ukulele?
Let the record show that I hate your ass.
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