well my last 2 orgasms were over shoe sales at macy's. what does that tell you?
he had to fake a sneeze attack to hide the fact he came in 15 seconds?!
so its atleast an 8 for creativity.
You know what is really helpful - when the two guys you want to fuck stand next to each other. Stay tuned for who wins
You know its bad when convincing your mother you were masturbating is the better alternative
It's called penis withdraw. Or alcoholism. I get them confused these days.
First night in the new apartment. There are 12 people here i don't know, Tequila, and a crying girl locked in our bathroom. I think the apartment christening is complete.
Exactly. Because my vagina can't be consoled with words. It requires a thicker form of communication
Thank you for making it possible for me to get laid while having peace of mind my dog is well taken care of.
You sent me a picture of you holding a goat then asked me if I would have day sex
Is it acceptable to have my intern get me pedialite and plan b?
It's a learning experience. She can add to her resume that she cured her bosses hangover and poor decisions
We BOTH lost our virginities there. It's basically a landmark.
you never un-have a 4some
sometimes i forget what nice tits i have and then i spend a month brushing my teeth naked in the front of the bathroom mirror, and i remember.
you were trying to drink the laundry detergent and yelling blue drankkkkk
april was a good month for me, sexually...doubled my number, had a threesome, fucked a girl for the first time and two different boys in one night. there should be a medal
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