Nhdgh I love you very much hello becausevs. Vagina pensiono
I just reenacted what a cuntadactyl would act like by putting straws in my mouth as teeth and roaring, Plz come get me.
But youre all cute and shit. Woo that cunt. And by cunt i mean strong independent woman
This is what we get for YOLOing our way to obesity
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that's how you measure success
By how bad my vagina hurts on a Tuesday morning while I'm trying to figure out how I got white girl wasted on a Monday?
I wish men found my impeccable aim when spitting into the sink attractive.
I was worried he'd break you after the hiatus your lady parts had to take from social interaction.
I found some video of you on my camera that's like 5 seconds long, where you announce that you should have been a dentist before taking a bong hit.
Our first kiss happened while shot gunning a hit from a gravity bong. Its that type of relationship.
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Everyone is coupling up and I'm just excited the bartender gives me enough attention to order more shots.
He just jumped up off the couch, screamed "ITS OVER NINE THOUSAND!" And then attempted to fly out the window like a bird. I don't know nor do I care to know what just happened
he's single and there are thong briefs.
I HATE BEING THIS HIGH FML IT'S LIKE I'M MAKING UP FOR ALL THE 4:20S I DIDNT DO ALL AT ONCE
There's wax on my nightstand, my sheets look like Christmas, and my vagina feels like it got into a fight. All signs of a good night
He made me cum 3 times, then immediately after sex packed a bowl and passed it to me. Yeah.. I'll keep him.
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