i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
this girl is running around outside screaming, it's creaming on me! it's creaming on me. I totally have to find my video camera
I texted him about a book we both like. I was expecting a "ya great book... let's bone" response. It didn't work
ok so i jsut did the walk of shame with this random guy that i had sex with at the hotel party, and the lady at the front desk said "wow you're just now leavin?"
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If my vagina had boots, it would be shaking in them.
A guy dressed like Jesus just gave me a mini keg. Prayers really do come true.
It's like you're a magic genie of bad timing
Yes. No, I'm basically a superhero but with drugs. I'm robin hood. I steal from the rich (insurance and drug companies) and give to the poor (everyone I know).
I'll check it out in the morning. Tonight has been reserved for getting baked and covering myself in kittens because THAT IS AN OPTION.
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Last night I made the hotel shuttle driver take me to Walgreens for birth control, and Pringles.
They were both high priority
would it be uncouth to smoke a joint during office hours
This is why you're my favorite TA
After my second liter of German beer, nothing D-cup or larger is safe near me.
I have only made 3 good decisions in my life and getting really stoned reenacting the Lion King with my cat in a lion mane hat is 2 of them.
No one can explain why there is Dora the Explorer shampoo in my shower...
On the good side I got hit on by a cute college guy. But the bad side was having sex in a frat house for first time in 9 years
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