If last night was a website it would be called poordecisions.com OR uncircumcisedspanishweiner.org
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
I think i just called up my ex and talked to her for 20 minutes about frogs and how happy i am to be wearing shorts
If it makes you feel better he went down on me when i had a yeast infection.
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i ordered 12 mcnuggets at mcdonalds and ended up getting 20. for free. miracles really do happen when your high.
we found you standing over and eating out of my neighbor's garbage can
Banging bitches in a bar bathroom is not legit as it was in college, there are no fistpumps afterward only shame
We forgot to go back and get the brick YOU WANTED TO BRING INTO THE BAR?
I'm lost. Please come find me. I'm inside the I-270 circle somewhere. I can hear laughing.
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Was I really yelling "girls night" at random chicks before stealing and drinking all their shots?
Well I sent him a pic of my vagina and sent back a pic of his puppy....so there's that
Sometimes in life you just have to realize the security deposit isn't worth it.
And the last thing I remember was you in the bed with the german guy screaming "wrong hole" I laughed n passed out
The underwear in the garbage is clean. Just wipe the pizza sauce off
We won like $80 last night at the casino, so if we get the Plan B we still have enough to get your basic bitch latte from Dunkin. Calm down.
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