i think i want to fuck a midget just to see how difficult it would be
The class that normally occupies the room we use for my Monday class had to do posters as if for a Hamlet movie and they pick actors for each character and this person wrote "Robert D. Niro"
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
Tostitos Scoops as shot glasses. Eat for chaser.
A 300 lb dude in a sundress yelling bible verses while wearing a raggedy anne wig is just as funny as I thought it would be. Thank you san francisco.
Used a cardboard box as a pillow and a towel as a blanket. Its like the great depression over here
Also, I think I'm too drunk to be at the gym right now. But how sober do you need to be for IM volleyball?
They should have to wear some identification that warns you to stay away. Like one of those cones dogs wear to keep them from biting stitches. CONE OF SHAME.
When he swipes my v card it will be comparable to my bat mitzvah. should I make sweatshirts or sweatpants?
Three months into our sexual relationship, he comes out with "Your body is efficient". WTF do I do with THAT?
If a clean cut ginger with a flannel and tattoos shows up at the apartment, he is allowed inside.
You have cats and a ten year IUD. Embrace it.
Update: drank half a bottle of Bourbon and texted three ex's. Waiting for the roommates to go to sleep so I can raid the fridge.
I asked him to get me another beer, and he started making muffins.
The best thing about last night is when drunk Lauren asked cop if she could smoke a joint in front of him. And next thing I remember she’s smoking weed with a cop. How awesome is that.
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