it was a mass text i'm sorry
do you usually send 'hey sexy' as a mass text?
She is making me post-sex grilled cheese at 2 am wearing only shorts and cowboy boots. I am so in love
the girl sitting next to me in class is using her birth control box as a ruler
The girl next to me in class is taking notes on woman's suffrage with a girls gone wild pen.
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"must pass the hog line" should not only be used in curling. but also when we go out to pick up girls.
The fact that I pulled something plastic out of my mouth after taking that shot is starting to concern me.
Either I'm spending too much time drinking or my perfume is starting to smell like a pineapple vodka.
Holy fucking shit the worst thing for a hangover ever--A FUCKING BOLLYWOOD MOVIE BLARING IN CLASS
By this time next year I expect us to have full time jobs that we can call out of so we can day drink on beautiful days like this. Oh, and grill.
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Does it qualify as sexting if you're both pretending to be fictional characters?
I'm not sure whether to be proud of you or weirded out.
I feel kind of like we’re in a gang and tonight is one of those “people are gonna know not to fuck with us” type of nights. And then tomorrow I am going to learn to pole dance. I’m not really sure how I got to this point in my life… but I like it.
He just got home after serving 5 years in prison. And I think I may courtesy fuck him. Best Christmas present ever.
Parade of Dicks...that's what I'm calling 2017
Dude, you fell into a tree, and both of the tables, AND the window well... Resilient aren't you?
What am I supposed to say? "Oh hey, I can't go out with you tonight because I can't picture myself sleeping with you and I was high and just trying to be nice when I said yes"?
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