real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
please. tell me to stop eating out of the trash.
The woman in front of me has a completely clear purse. I can see everything. It's ballsy because her vagisil is on display.
his pick up line was "wanna get a pizza and fuck?"
did it work
that's not the point...
Do you ever wonder how many people have prayed for you to be a better person?
i don't think my dad can get all that mad since he got arrested for almost exactly the same thing last weekend
congratulations to me i think I am on the road to legitimate alcoholism
cool. same. I'm in class drinking
NOT OKAY
sorry for partying
THATS NOT PARTYING THATS DRINKING IN CLASS
That bitch ruined vodka saturday
I didnt realize how badly my legs were scratched up from power-fucking him in the bushes until kate dumped a bottle of vodka on me. that shit burnedddd
High water is the most godliest tasting water in the world.
Only three months past my 21st and I'm done. So many life lessons in so little time.
I'm sorry you caught us fucking in your bathroom. If it makes you feel any better when I tried to put my pants back on I dropped them in the toilet.
Hope you are okay. You were running down the street with shopping cart at one point and yelling "bitches aint shit!"
I'm sorry i showed you my boobs.. I probably shouldn't have done that.
Is it appropriate to be taking shots at 11 on sunday?
Absolutely same thing as church only different
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