Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
How the fuck did I get small bruises all over my body?
Well you were laying on the couch naked after the girls left, staring into space, and I went over to the pool table and threw every ball as hard as I could at you from point blank range . You didn't flinch, blink, or scream for any of them. next time maybe you won't fuck my girl while I'm taking a shit
I'm sad your dog died... Her name is my stripper name.
We left at the same time. You got home three hours after I did and said you got your head stuck in a fence. I can't believe you don't remember this.
Do what your heart wants. . .
My heart wants to rip his balls off and tie therm to his head using his penis
Ugh he's texting me.
Tell him you're no longer interested in what he has to offer; his shitty personality outweighs his sexual prowess.
Ohhh,that's true. Babies are only fun when you're high. Otherwise, they're the worst kind of people.
Sockward: that moment during sexytimes when you realize your socks are still on and you have no idea how to remove them in a non-awkward fashion.
But I don't wanna live with them bc I need to be able to walk around naked and sex on any surface guilt free.
my only goal for the semester is never go to my wednesday class sober
OMG he dropped his pants for me. Granted it was to show me where he got stabbed but still...
The guy who said he's gonna suck your butthole till your face caves in is at Maggie's
Good luck. While you're suffocating on a dick, I'll be eating pizza rolls. Being a good girl.
And I broke things off with Justin last night. Except I texted him while he was asleep and then I was like well, that's probably not what he wants to wake up to, so I sent him a picture of the coconut I microwaved and caught on fire when I was really high one time.
Do you think he’ll fall in love with me if I tell him I have a nickname for his penis
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