Whssdazt areerg yiu up to? U thijk ur lame!
read your last text- its a foreign language-im not ignoring you, easyyy
Small Doughy Asian men and sleeveless hoodies with nothing underneath do not mix well.
Sounds like the climatic scene of my favorite erotic novel.
I may or may not have puked in my RA's suggestion box.
I have a great idea. you just need to get pregnant.
Mother, no, i will not talk about this again. Please stop planning my unborn daughters life. I will not put her in pagents. That is trashy. Stop watching toddlers in tiaras. It is also trashy. I love you.
I'm not sure if what i'm hearing downstairs is sex or not, but if it is, it sounds like there's a dog involved...i'm mildly concerned.
She was crying, alone at a college bar. It would have been rude NOT to try and show my penis to her.
He texted me for drugs this time. Not sex. I dunno if I should be pleased it's not sex or disappointed that I come across as a druggie
There's a big hole in the wall at the dining hall. I hope we didn't do
i put that paper plate back in your cabinet because i ate all the ketchup off and you can't even tell. you're welcome.
Her desktop wallpaper is a collage of penises she fucked.
He equated my biology degree to a belief in Santa. I wonder if he heard the doors to my vagina clanging shut.
I feel like I have a very capable uterus.
Your face; I've seen enough of it for today. Go away now please.
Do it break your family into faction start a civil war
Can’t. Tonight’s a netflix and dick night
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